Goldwater and Halfmast, Attorneys at Law

The boys are back and classy as ever!  James and Craig explore the potential journeys of failed pornstars, offer updates on their personal lives, and explain a new measurement called “The Cabin Index.”  Light up some sativa and make sure your gown isn’t open in the back.  It’s time to get to business.

An Innocent Tease

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James and Craig rejoin to discuss the ongoing war of life in our 40’s.  An update to the group’s songwriting and recording is given along with discussions on marital challenges, dressing to impress, disappearing yoga pants, and sex-robots.  Enjoy.

Camp Cornhole 2

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It turns out there IS a country for old men.  Overcoming both natural disaster and technical difficulties, Marc, Tom and Craig return to the woods to talk about life and the chaos that your local cable provider bundles with it.  Love, life, career and laughter are on the agenda along with a devil’s bargain that all three of us consider.

The Story of Hardcase

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James, Marc, and Craig relay the story of Hardcase — the rock band that brought us all together (and ultimately drove some apart) during our college years.  Explore the stories behind songs, gigs, and our creative process while also hearing a few of the tunes.  Enjoy!

Druids and their LIES

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Craig and James re-unite to discuss prom dates of old, the rock-band days, a visit to Stonehenge, and why talking to pretty girls is good for men everywhere.  Enjoy!

Coincidence…

Coincidence (Click to the left for direct download)

Your relationship could be perfect, but there’s a cost.  Marc, James and Craig return to discuss a hypothetical new form of viagra along with a story of bizarre coincidence.  Instructions on how to ruin a hot-tub hang are also packaged in our latest bundle.

Blind Man’s Bulge

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Mutiny is in the air as James proposes a coup to change the direction of Aged and Confused.  Spoiler alert — a sinister west-coast mastermind is behind the effort as Craig tries to defend our safe haven.  Bundled with this treason are stories of Bruce Campbell, some fuck-you’s to the life destroyers out there, and a keen biological proposal for men facing ocular degradation.

Camp Cornhole

Camp Cornhole (Click to the left for direct download)

Join us for a very special show.  Craig, Marcus, Thomas, and “Caligula” Chris met up in the woods of eastern Tennessee for a rare live show underneath the stars.  Naturally, we kept it classy.  Oh, and HI, Japan!  Sidenote:  The new email address we’ve set up for the show is larry and his yoga pants at gmail. — wrongsirwrong was taken.