Mustard Taco…

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James has found love…and regular sex, which for men is essentially the same thing.  Join us as we ask about his new woman and chat across a wide range of subjects such as online dating and our personality quirks.  Bonus prizes include several fun jabs at Thomas along with a series of choices apparently crafted by Satan as Marc gives us another round of “This or that.”

The Godfather Returns…

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An Aged and Confused progenitor re-appears…KARLO has been tracked down.  He’s clean and sober (booooooo), married (boooooooooOOOo), and happy (BOOOOOOOO!).  Let’s listen to him brag about his rosy state in Portlandia!

Enemies Foreign and Domestic

The Boys of Summer (Click link to the left for direct download)

An attempted home invasion pushes Craig to make some changes to protect the family.  James exits the singles market and Craig/Marc discuss why Ashley Madison would never work for them.  We wrap up this burrito by learning why one should never sit behind Marcus in an adult movie theatre.

When the Wives are Away…

Sweet Liberty (Click to the left for direct file download)

Then we will record offensive podcasts!  James and Craig weigh in on banging the boss, the benefits of posthumous correspondence, and casualties of our personalities as we age.  So grab a beer and rest your chestnuts by the fire as we offer warmth on this frosty night.

The Pissing Match

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In a pissing match where everyone gets wet, is there really a winner?  Tune in to hear Jack and Craig butt heads over topics such as illegal immigration and family finances along with a reveal of Jack’s master plan to get filthy rich touching more children than Michael Jackson.

The Ballad of Pimpdaddy

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Let me ask you something.  Have you ever cried and masturbated at the same time?  Just checking.  Join us as we are visited by the OTHER Chris (aka Pimpdaddy) to hear a life journey involving disjointed parenting, a crash course in social skills, and the adventures of a bartender.  Make mine a double.

“Like Fucking my Dad…”

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Guess what?  Caligula’s back in town.  That’s right, Chris the womanizing, brutally honest poon-hunter of the southeast has returned.  Settle in as he regales you with tails of debauchery, political points, and the things that make Chris, well…Chris.  🙂

An Out-of-Bootie Experience…

An Out of Bootie Experience (Click to the left for direct file download)

The venerable brother James joins us once again as we tackle some deeper spiritual issues in the wake of recent terrorist attacks in Paris.  Is God real?  Does he want you to buy a gold-covered rose?  Watch where you step, because there’s piss everywhere.  Now let’s get faaaar ouuuut.

The Kama Sutra Up-Sell

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Tune in and discover why selling Bibles door to door may have been the best decision you never made.  Brother James joins us again as we delve into racial relations, karaoke massage parlors, and sex (shocker).  So sit down, get your dick hard, and have your sizing chart ready.  It’s time.

‘Twas the Night Before Christmas…

And to All a Good Night (Click on link to the left for direct download)

Join myself and James for a very special holiday edition of Aged and Confused.  As Jimmy prepares to become an expert in Miller Lite and finer malt liquors, we check to make sure our backsides are clean.  Grab your ass-shammy and some listerine.  This is a show you won’t forget.