Table for One

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Join James and Craig as we welcome our futuristic Otis-Jesus savior with open arms.  Tales of carpentry mix with folklore of Jimmy’s lost virginity as he weathers the initial stages of his HIV infection.  As an additional bonus, tips for warding off other-wordly spirits are included.

 

Yelping about our Shame

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Yelping about our Shame

Join Craig, James, and Darth Vapor as we try to huddle for warmth amid the harsh winter weather.  It’s not gay if you spoon with two other guys strictly for survival, right?  It sure does gets awkward if one of them starts singing showtunes, though.  So put in your favorite disney movie and enjoy…

 

Return of the Red-Eye

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Join James and Craig as we visit the ghosts of pussy’s past.  Relationships are the soup de jour as we explore break-ups and choose our celebrity avatars for telling off an ex.  Got Mustard?  Damn right you’ve got mustard.

The Penis Awakens…

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So where’d everybody go?  Never fear, we have answers.  Join Craig for a brief welcome to the New Year and update on things to come. 🙂

Mustard Taco…

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James has found love…and regular sex, which for men is essentially the same thing.  Join us as we ask about his new woman and chat across a wide range of subjects such as online dating and our personality quirks.  Bonus prizes include several fun jabs at Thomas along with a series of choices apparently crafted by Satan as Marc gives us another round of “This or that.”

The Godfather Returns…

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An Aged and Confused progenitor re-appears…KARLO has been tracked down.  He’s clean and sober (booooooo), married (boooooooooOOOo), and happy (BOOOOOOOO!).  Let’s listen to him brag about his rosy state in Portlandia!

Enemies Foreign and Domestic

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An attempted home invasion pushes Craig to make some changes to protect the family.  James exits the singles market and Craig/Marc discuss why Ashley Madison would never work for them.  We wrap up this burrito by learning why one should never sit behind Marcus in an adult movie theatre.

When the Wives are Away…

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Then we will record offensive podcasts!  James and Craig weigh in on banging the boss, the benefits of posthumous correspondence, and casualties of our personalities as we age.  So grab a beer and rest your chestnuts by the fire as we offer warmth on this frosty night.

The Pissing Match

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In a pissing match where everyone gets wet, is there really a winner?  Tune in to hear Jack and Craig butt heads over topics such as illegal immigration and family finances along with a reveal of Jack’s master plan to get filthy rich touching more children than Michael Jackson.

The Ballad of Pimpdaddy

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Let me ask you something.  Have you ever cried and masturbated at the same time?  Just checking.  Join us as we are visited by the OTHER Chris (aka Pimpdaddy) to hear a life journey involving disjointed parenting, a crash course in social skills, and the adventures of a bartender.  Make mine a double.